A long time ago in a land far, far away, there lived the most courageous teddy-bear in all of existance. He was named ZBear, and he lived in a magical land called Queens.
One gloomy day, a sorcerer named Maninthebox and his hump-backed apprentice Kobe Katz crept into ZBear's castle while he slept; for he slept often. They kidnapped his prized XBox and took it to the top of the highest mountain, into the biggest tower of the largest castle.
ZBear awoke to this travesty, and prepared himself for a magical quest: a quest for the sacred XBox. For this was no ordinary XBox, quite the contrary. This was the famed XBox that saw ZBear rise to the #1 ranked NHL 2k3 player in all the world. He must have it back safely!
ZBear gathered his belongings, and head out through the mountains. It was bitter cold, but lucky for him, he had his magical purple scarf! He cross-countried until his legs were numb, and the cold was beginning to set in. He had to press on before it was too late!
He passed through the Shoreham Caverns by foot; his little legs could not bear to ski any longer.
As nightfall approached, ZBear had to find shelter for the night. He stumbled upon a cave inhabited by the dangerous ice bears; at least ZBear thought they were dangerous. He reconsidered when they offered him a spot next to their igloo for the night. Oh, and when he realized they were made of ice.
He tried to sleep next to the igloo, but that darn ice penguin wouldn't stop snoring.
So he went for a walk to try and tire himself out, longing for a good nights rest. After all, such a quest can really take the life out of an adventure-bear!
After a few minutes of walking, ZBear stumbled upon what seemed to be the grandest hotel in all of Shoreham! It had ceilings that went to the sky, and stairs that led all the way to heaven! Then ZBear realized that those damn ice bears had been keeping this magical castle for themselves; "No good selfish ice bears!" ZBear cursed.
The next day, ZBear decided to take a break from his quest and take in some of the castles amenities; like hang-gliding in the arms of an epiliptic (Shaken, not stirred ZBear!).
He went to their "Big Chair" room, and sat in the grandest chairs he'd ever seen! There was a red one...
and a blue one...
and a big wooden one too!
But later that day, as ZBear was on his way to the food court, Maninthebox landed in the courtyard. "Your weak forum etiquette is no match for my dragon breath ZBear! Muwahahahaha!" "Maybe not Shit Dog," ZBear cried, "but Don Juan is gonna run all over you man! Yeah!"
A great battle ensued. They waged war for countless days and nights, only breaking for the occasional man-date. In the end, the dragon breath of Maninthebox proved too strong for tiny courageous ZBear, and he left the land of Shoreham with no XBox, and no pride.
He passed through the Shoreham Caverns by foot; his little legs could not bear to ski any longer.
As nightfall approached, ZBear had to find shelter for the night. He stumbled upon a cave inhabited by the dangerous ice bears; at least ZBear thought they were dangerous. He reconsidered when they offered him a spot next to their igloo for the night. Oh, and when he realized they were made of ice.
After a few minutes of walking, ZBear stumbled upon what seemed to be the grandest hotel in all of Shoreham! It had ceilings that went to the sky, and stairs that led all the way to heaven! Then ZBear realized that those damn ice bears had been keeping this magical castle for themselves; "No good selfish ice bears!" ZBear cursed.
He went to their "Big Chair" room, and sat in the grandest chairs he'd ever seen! There was a red one...
and a blue one...
and a big wooden one too!
But later that day, as ZBear was on his way to the food court, Maninthebox landed in the courtyard. "Your weak forum etiquette is no match for my dragon breath ZBear! Muwahahahaha!" "Maybe not Shit Dog," ZBear cried, "but Don Juan is gonna run all over you man! Yeah!"
